killer-tr0ye:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

keep her

(via voldemorts--nose)

sneakymonster:

qaga:

The chorus in each Lady Gaga song.

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asian:

I went on a tinder date last night and we got breakfast this morning so i guess you can say things are going pretty well 😊